youwillnever-bemine:

Meet me in St. Louis.

❝ Poetry is what happens when nothing else can. ❞
Charles Bukowski (via daisydandelions)

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I’m sitting.
Me:

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